Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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