Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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