I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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