So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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