strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Randomize