Sponge bath it is.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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