I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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