I accidentally had phone sex last night
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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