theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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