Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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