i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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