went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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