Welp...herpes.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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