My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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