On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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