Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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