Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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