Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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