is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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