She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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