Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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