dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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