We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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