Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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