Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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