He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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