I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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