idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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