I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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