it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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