is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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