Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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