Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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