i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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