i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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