I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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