But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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