it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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