he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just cut my nipple shaving
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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