Jerry, you need to find god
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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