I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
It's shark week go big or go home
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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