Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I hate all girls vehemently.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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