I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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