I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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