I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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