God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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