It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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