Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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