Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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