He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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